A Rational Look At CO2 Emissions By Jerry White

For all of you out there in America and across the globe whohave fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, that bogus god you worship named "Climate Change" or "Global Warming", there is some really bad news that will be very painful for you to process.But it is my duty to pass it on to you anyway.
Are you sitting down? Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland , in it's first week of spewing volcanic ash, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet. Not only that, this single act of God, in it's first week, has added emissions to the earth estimated to be 42 times more than can be corrected by the extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions.
Now, if it were true that our alleged abuse of the planet with our present rate of emissions will cause chaotic disruption of life on earth as we know it in less than 10 years, then this volcanic event must surely push the date of catastrophe up to RIGHT NOW! So let's all run to the window and watch it happen. What, nothing is happening?! Surely the evidence of the end of our civilization must at least be visible!! Even if this were the first ever eruption of a volcano on Earth the end must be here, at least as predicted by the fuzzy math of the global warming alarmists. What is even more puzzling is why, with eruptions frequent in Earth's history the end hasn't come long before now.
I know, I know.... (have a group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up 'til midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, going on vacation to a city park instead of Yosemite , nearly getting hit everyday on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the first week.
The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the first week has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And, those hundreds of thousands of American jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... you know, the ones that are now creating even more emissions in a society with virtually no standards for anything much less CO2 emissions than when they were creating American jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now. It is still not clear how a particular process, operating within reasonable standards when it was in America, but producing ten times the emissions after moving it to Bangladesh is now good for the planet.
I'm so sorry. And I do wish that there was some kind of a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon emissions in our world for the next two years.
It is very true that if one were to stand on the shorel ine and spit into the face of an oncoming hurricane, it would, in fact,raise the moisture content of the hurricane. If the same person were to stop spitting altogether and, better yet, pass repressive laws that would likewise prevent all his neighbors from spitting into the hurricane, would that stop the hurricane? This is the analogy that will lead rational people to see how we have been manipulated. To see who is doing this manipulating and why, just follow the money!!
So, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, and have nice day!
Jerry White